![]() ![]() (Dark): Claims he owns a magic sword with "a thousand years of power!".(Intimate): Was once seen dancing with a homemade scarecrow in the junkyard.(Personal): Became a garbage man so he'd have another source for his "merchandise".(Circe's Affair): Circe has been sneaking off with Doctor Dominic Newlow!.(Dark): Circe is secretly jealous of her husband's independence and distinction.(Intimate): Nothing excites her more than volunteering for crazy science experiments.(Personal): Every time she sneezes, she forgets what happened in the last five minutes.(Loki's Secret Patents): Loki has secret patents for an electric vomit recycler and fuzzy carrying case.(Dark): Met his wife by lurking in an online chatroom devoted to lurking in online chatrooms.(Intimate): That thick, wavy hair is really just a high-tech evil-genius toupee.(Personal): Loves to chew on aluminum foil to make his teeth "buzz".(Ungrateful Dead): Deputy Duncan says that Paradise Place is built on an old cemetery!.(Dark): When Mambo Loa rejected Duncan's advances, he started STALKING her!.(Intimate): Duncan developed a young crush on Mambo Loa, and kept it secret for years.(Personal): Mambo Loa used to teach Duncan's music class in kindergarten.(Trash Donuts): Mambo Loa hides her donuts in the trash can in the restroom.(Dark): Mambo's got a voodoo doll of everyone in town. ![]()
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